Never say you party a lot during job interviews, you won’t get the job.

Unless partying is part of the job description.

Do the scorpion…

1) Wear a poker face
2) Ask your partner to ride your cock, bird or whatever you call it
3) Make your partner lean a bit towards you
4) Tell your partner to fold their arms to almost hitting a right angle
5) Do the pincing motion with your hand. Tell that person to mimic you.
6) Make it convincing. Laugh hard

I’m so tired, someone can easily rape me.

Not all gays are desperate. You think that just because you’re straight, they’re already lusting over your body.Some of these gays have very good taste and look way better than you do.